It’s my Momma’s Birthday! Happy Birthday Girl!
Happy Monday all! Not as enthusiastic as last Monday, but it’s still the start of a brand new week, filled with brand new opportunities.
This is going to be all over. Hope you are patient and kind.
First thing, I woke up at 2 am this morning….2 am. Which wasn’t the worst thing, because I woke up with some creative ideas; for both this blog and the book that will make me famous….like bye bye bitch famous.
Thankfully I was able to go back to sleep.
Got to work, and was greeted by fake-ness and the b.s faces of my Co-workers.
Not all are fake, just majority. The 2 white girls are okay. One definitely talks toooooo much, for absolutely no reason. The other one isn’t really white, but I don’t know how to categorize her. She is racially ambiguous.
Although this morning, the racially ambiguous one did try it…yes she did.
Ma’m you have been here all morning. The coffee pot has been empty. You chose NOT to make coffee. I chose, to come in make a fresh pot, because I know I needed it.
As you sat at your desk, comfortably. I began to make coffee, using the coffee pot that takes 5 years to let 3 drips out. Ma’m you felt so entitle and soooooo important that you got up, went over to the coffee pot (while I waited in my office) and stole my 3 drips that I had been waiting 5 hours for.
Ma’m it took everything in me, when I walked up behind you and saw you pouring that coffee, not to snatch the pot out of your hand and smack you over the head with it. Because, “What would Jesus do?”
Instead I walked over, silently, lifted the lid, took a look and walked away. Cause you are the devil and you will not win today.
Coffee is fucking amazing. And I need something that can give me the same hit with the same amount of work to get that hit…Not crack.
Mantra of the day:
I am placed on this Earth for great things, and will not let distractions, anger, coffee steal-ers, and the devil (evil) get in my way…Be gone Satan…be Gone!
Happy Monday Ya’ll…Make the best of this week!